Open Letter to The Perfect Drunk
Dear PD, I have found you. At long last I have glimpsed, nay- known you beyond your usual flirtatious ways. You, Perfect Drunk you, you playful bitch, you got sauced last night and I had my way with you. And you liked it. Ha HA (Me standing with manly flowing cape and leather accoutrements on [...]
The Conversation & Night Moves
The other day on McSweeney’s, I was perusing one of their many insightful lists and moved my click finger over one entitled, “5 People You Meet In Hell” which when clicked upon revealed number 5 as, “Gene Hackman. That guy is everywhere.” True. One of my grandfather’s favorite actors was Gene Hackman. He never vocalized [...]
